MEETING CHARLI XCX (WTF) AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE ME FAMOUS NOW IM SRS. I am a POPSTAR.

 

moi being swag to start things off

helloooooo bloggerverse welcome back... just thought id pop in to give a wee update on my life and some fashion inspo in the process ;) im feeling generous guys... so do keep on reading!!!!!!!

I. NEED. AN. EFFING. JOB!!!! sorry for the aggression... but damn!! i'd really love an actual job in fashion (or music tbf) so if anyone can hook me up hhehehe lolol id rlly appreciate it... might even feature ya on my blog if im feeling sweet n cute

soooooo what've i been up to?? travelling backwards and forwards like a madman hahahah BUT i absolutely adore it i think i function at my absolute best when im travelling all around da place (basically what im trying to say is im a rockstar stuck in a bloggers body n somebody needs to make me famous immediately so i can tour... thnx)

another note b4 i get into visuals bc i know u b!tches cant read, im in a super duper creative mood as in i just wanna make shit all tha time!!!! which is fun hahaha and im thinking of maybe making some of my own tights??? perhaps idk! if thats something u guys wud be interested in plzzz lemme know!!! i'll get my big brain juices working n figure out how the eff i would even do tha hahahahahah

NOW ONTO MY LYFE SO FAR IN PICS!!!!! WOOOOOO------------ sit back n enjoy tha riddeeee cuz some crazy mental n bonkers cr4p happens what can i say im super exciting lolol

so just to start us off.. how about some rando errands running / uni outfits?! 

jadore this outfit... the moschino bag is to dieeee 4

i heart london top + union jack skinny jeans + jeremy scotts = luvvvv also i have an immigrant mother so i dont wanna hear anythin abt my use of the union jack thnx

leopard print gloves 4 life

so i have some advice in terms of outfits for running errands. TIP 1: ALWAYS WEAR SUNGLASSES! i do not give a sh!t if you feel embarrassed walking through town in the rain in em just get a grip u look effing awesome and u feel like a badass too! TIP 2: wear UNCOMFY shoes.. now i know this sounds counterproductive but hear me out.... u get all ur tasks done 10xx faster because all u wanna do is go home cus of ur horrid shoes LOL see im a genius and i amaze myself. TIP 3: LOOK MISERABLE there's nothing more camp than seeing someone storming through town with a raging c^nt face.. trust moi TIP 4 cuz im getting bored... bring ur digi cam with u itll make things wayyyyy more fun

as i said earlier ive been supppperrr duppperrr inspired n motivated to do work (VERY RARE) so i promptly decided to plan a photoshoot b4 i got bored. 

bts of a creative genius planning for a photoshoot

my concept was kinda 80s barbie ish but tbh im not a huge luvr of having a fixed theme cuz i feel it hinders creative freedom 

shoutout to my gorgeous model and makeup artist jocy (jca_makeup on instagram) she killed it n i rlly think she should stick to this makeup for an everyday look cuz daayummm rlly suits her! 

thennnnnnnnn i had 2 get ready to see onlyfire and shygirl in concert :D My bestie calem managed to get us tickets last minute (i love yoooooouuu!!!!) so the shyification began

tha lewwwwkkkk! decided to go for pretty girl chic tbh just wanted to feel sexy... also side note ive been giving myself fake beauty marks and it makes me feel like the biggest beauty queen in tha worlllddd i think its here to stay

cheapest red wine on tesco clubcard for pres... always rough TBH

here she issss that bloody shygirl (10/10 btw) also sidenote if u go onto onlyfire's instagram n find the vid of the gig at heaven u can hear me screaming me little lungs out... lololol 

got back to the flat and ended up sleeping for literally 3 hours cuz we had to get up early to get the coach to manchester to go to another concert (genuinely cant be arsed with myself) 

my on le road outfit... i know a juicy tracksuit is passe however it's perfect attire for travelling - comfy and relatively cute! uggs always duhhhh and sunglasses

now onto the most exciting part... LE HOTEL!!!!! wow you guys calem managed to get the most hipster blogger worthy hotel u can imagine waahhhhhhh

LIKE ARE YOU JOKINNNN? PURRRRRR

I LUH THE HOTELLLLLLLLLL didnt wanna leave ahahahaha
but alas! the journey continues to see yves tumor!

but before we start getting ready DONT COME IN!!!!!!!!!

we scrub up well huh?!?

moi outfit.. cute right? 

oopsie :/ luckily i dont think the hotel noticed heheheh

besties outfit <3 tres tres TRES chic because 90% of it is from my wardrobe hehehehe looks so cute on them :D

n then the concert itself... 10/10!!!!!! so good omg and yves tumor came into the crowd n danced with me for a bit waaaahhhh i tried to insert vid here but it said some dumb shiz about it not being supported or whaattttevvvverrrr so u guys have to trust me on this one lol



then back to le london town i went!

urmrrmmm wtf!!!! paparazzi as soon as i got into my flat!!!! not cool fanz!!! u carnt be breaking into moi flat wtf! damnnn....

hahaha decided to make some burgers w da bestie before a shoot (super duper tasty btw guys... should we become food bloggers?) 

BRACE YA SELVES FOR THE AMAZINGNESS AHEAD GUYS!

some snapppssss from another shoot with jocy for @sucramelac <3 i kindly lent some of moi garms and i think it looks sicckkk woooooo

super into animal print atm esp leopard print but PLEASE for the love of god no snakeskin!!!!!! had enough of it ewwwwwwww i think zebra print is chic as well

some behind le scenes of a shoot i did for @gracie_s.art heehehee in me little model era 

seriously like??? where is my modelling contract or something jeeezz its about time i hit the high fash magazines!!!!!!!!!! 

now would you believe.... ANOTHER PHOTOSHOOT HAHAHAH yes i waz feeling inspired by that one miu miu collection so thought id try my hand at a photoshoot inspired by it ! i still need to do something w these pics but for now blog u can have the unedited pics!

cute rite??? need 2 stop being lazie and acc start to edit but yaahhh nice

THEN!!! BEZZIES BDAY!!!!!! i made some vodka diet cokes as a treat weeeeee 

half snapshot of the fit :p v cute if i do say so myself

went for some foodies on a super swankkyyyy boat on the river so cuteeee broke my bank but its worth it for the fun experiences in lyf

next day was having a cute lil photoshoot in the sun when i got informed that charli xcx would be at heaven t
hat night... lemme tell u i ran all the way back home and started to PLAN. 

this is wat i settled on i had 2 be sexci for the xcx

now lemme tell u... the CROWD!!! freaking awful and im not a complainer at alllllll but jeeez the most horrendous and awful crowd ive ever encountered literally loads of us fell over n werent able to get up for a while :O scary


next morning..... MEETING THE XCX H0E HERSELF 

spare shoes duhhhhh only 4 tha best

also ngl hanging out of my absolute arse in this queue i waz majorly hungover and had 3 hours of sleep... things i do for that c0w... lol

heres la fittttttttt cute right?????

ngl there was a point in the queue where i rlly thought i was gonna vom.. and not just because of the hangover i waz feeling super nervous to meet her which is litch silly get an effing grip its just a human but :O

  OH EM EFFF GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*vid on my insta* but she said i looked cute so yaahhhhhh c^nt idgaf what u ho0ez say about me!! suck it
but yeah she is very very sweet and acc a wee bit shy tbh i dont blame her meeting thousands of gay people in legwarmers and demonias must be EXHAUSTING!!! SIGH....

                             

and that folks is where im gonna end this crazy mental and bonkers blog!! couldve gone on for way longer tbh couldnt be bothered...
some closing thoughts?? im currently in the process of trying to make my own music (tres cliche i know) and eeekkkk its harrrdddddd but im having loads of fun so maybe (JUST MAYBE) i might post some stuff when i feel super ready but no promises so dont get on ma ass about it okii!!! I say this all tha time but i have to be famous.... and i wanna be a popstar sooooooo bad so im going to try my v hardest
ok bored now

L8TR LOSERS